I’ve discussed “conversation” (or lack thereof) to the point where I was blue in the face. And I can count on one hand the total amount of men who can hold a conversation with me. Sad right?
But we (women) know there’s more of you “cunning linguists” (as my girl HLBB likes to put it) out there. Here’s your chance.
Together, with my wordplay lovers, Skye over at MetAnotherFrog.com, and HLBB, we’d like to have you come…..and talk to us. I mean, we know that you know that in order to unlock the legs, a man must first unlock the mind.
You can talk clean, you can talk dirty, you can talk about your day at work.
But you must talk to us.
The rules are simple:
Sign up (email firstname.lastname@example.org)
Show up at Tequila Bookworm (512 Queen Street West) on June 23, 2011 @ 8:30 p.m.
Get up on stage and…
Talk to us. By doing this, you assure women that the art of conversation is not lost. That you, our sweet, darling boys, can engage a woman for about 5 minutes. That’s all. You’d be surprised…it’s harder than it seems. Skye, HLBB and I will provide feedback; the ladies of the audience will cast votes. We will then crown the most cunning of all of you linguists and extol the virtues of your silver tongue.
(Yes, you automatically score 10 points if you do it shirtless… and HLBB will personally give bonus points to a man who reads a scene from “North by Northwest”).
Can’t wait to hear what you have to say…
Peace and love.