First off, let me just express my dislike of the term “Baby Mama”. Ew. Can we just all agree to say ex-girlfriend, ex-lover or ex-wife? Thanks. Now moving on….. Because this is MY blog, I have every single damn right to self-praise so imagine my big, fat mouth yelling this at the top of my … More Am I The Only NON-Drama Baby Mama?
Because I’m a woman who strongly believes that “word is bond” and because I feel like shit and reminiscing about him will warm my heart, among other things Ima go ahead and blog about my Cuban Vacation Lover like I promised. So four whole days went by with no sign of Raul. I laid on … More My Cuban Lover.
I drove straight past your exit last night. I thought of texting you but…. ……he was waiting. And I couldn’t keep him waiting. My lips are raw from his kissing. I know. I know, I know, I know he’s bad news baby! I know he is. But it’s part of the intrigue, part of the … More Dear Lover….
I hate when people say, “I’m just here”. Me? I’m NEVER just here. I don’t ever recall having a problem expressing myself. Words tend to just flow freely from my mouth. But with you? I hesitate. See, even though I “claim” to be in control, I want a MAN. A man who’ll grab me by the … More I’m Just Here.
This was a note I’d previously written and posted on Facebook. I thought I’d share it here. It never fails to make me laugh out loud. Enjoy….. *Names have been changed for my protection. Yeah. That’s right. MY protection.* You know I’m a big fan of Twitter. And if you don’t know, now you know…. … More Don’t. Just. Don’t.
Just before Christmas, I got a text message from “Ryan”, someone I dealt with briefly in the past. This is how it read: R – Hey stranger? How you been? Busy tonight? LL – I’m always busy. You need to make plans in advance remember? R – LOL (I loathe LOL) ok I’ll remember that. … More Why I’m Single – Reason # 1
Dear Deadbeat Father/Boyfriend/Lover/Man; You didn’t know you had to actually make a living when you met her? You didn’t know you had to actually WORK, make money, get on that grind? You forgot about the bills you accumulated when you and her decided to shack up and be miserable live happily ever after? You forgot … More Why I’m Single – Reason # 34