I don’t do reviews. I have opinions that I’d rather keep to myself, unless an opinion is asked of me of course. But let it be told that this is in no way, shape, or form a review. I don’t read erotica. Aside from Anne Rice’s “Exit to Eden” when I was 20 years old, … More How Many Shades Are You?
I just received a call from my youngest son’s school principal. Apparently, a 13-year old girl took a nude photo of herself and forwarded it to her crush who forwarded it to a friend who forwarded it to a friend who forwarded it to my son. The principal wanted to let me know that police … More Hug Your Children.
For those of you who know me in real life and know how loud and annoying I can be when I’m talking about something I’m feeling extra strongly about, picture that voice now. Dear 2011; You sucked some big, ugly ass. Seriously. I’m trying to go through all the months in order really slowly in … More Dear 2011…..
It’s September. Fall is around the corner. This excites me. I get to prepare for hibernation. Here’s my deal: I met and married my husband by the time I was 21. I had my 2 children back to back within 20 months. I owned my first home at 24 years of age. Imagine what my … More So I’m Selfish. And?!
I don’t have a title for this post. I have so many questions and no one willing to answer. Help? I’m sitting in my car in a plaza parking lot. I just wiped away more tears. The goons argued this morning and I smacked them. It wasn’t a hard smack, but it’s always so dramatic. … More Good Morning?
First off, let me just express my dislike of the term “Baby Mama”. Ew. Can we just all agree to say ex-girlfriend, ex-lover or ex-wife? Thanks. Now moving on….. Because this is MY blog, I have every single damn right to self-praise so imagine my big, fat mouth yelling this at the top of my … More Am I The Only NON-Drama Baby Mama?
I approached the shore gingerly, trying ever so hard to enjoy the sand in between my toes. It wasn’t as bad as I’d previously experienced. It was warm. And extra soft, almost sensual. I opened my mind…. I remembered my mother telling me whenever we went on family vacations as a child, “The ocean is … More Shore Love.
Fake. – noun 1. anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is; counterfeit: This diamond necklace is a fake. 2. a person who fakes; faker: The doctor with the reputed cure for cancer proved to be a fake. Y’all know how much I despise miserable people. You can read that post somewhere on this … More Faker, Poser, Liar.
I had so much to write about this weekend. But, as it always seems to happen when one doesn’t write down their thoughts right away, all has escaped me this morning. I do know however, that human nature gets the best of us and we’re nosey as fuck intrigued by other people’s lives so I’m … More In This Cranium Of Mine.