Dear Sir…

I’m not even sure how to start this or where this is going to end up but I’m sure that once I let my mind wander with thoughts of you, words will spill uncontrollably onto this pad of paper, the way you spill uncontrollably….well, you know what I’m saying. It’s so cliché, but from that … More Dear Sir…

Big, Round Number.

It’s my birthday tomorrow.  And maybe it’s because I’m turning a “big, round number” but I’m reflecting.  I have a folder in my email titled “Things Worth Saving” and decided to peruse through it.  Wow.  I don’t want to call it a mistake but it’s got me all nostalgic and shit.  Emails I’ve sent and … More Big, Round Number.

Hug Your Children.

I just received a call from my youngest son’s school principal. Apparently, a 13-year old girl took a nude photo of herself and forwarded it to her crush who forwarded it to a friend who forwarded it to a friend who forwarded it to my son.  The principal wanted to let me know that police … More Hug Your Children.

Dear 2011…..

For those of you who know me in real life and know how loud and annoying I can be when I’m talking about something I’m feeling extra strongly about, picture that voice now. Dear 2011; You sucked some big, ugly ass.  Seriously.  I’m trying to go through all the months in order really slowly in … More Dear 2011…..