Fake. – noun 1. anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is; counterfeit: This diamond necklace is a fake. 2. a person who fakes; faker: The doctor with the reputed cure for cancer proved to be a fake. Y’all know how much I despise miserable people. You can read that post somewhere on this … More Faker, Poser, Liar.
I had so much to write about this weekend. But, as it always seems to happen when one doesn’t write down their thoughts right away, all has escaped me this morning. I do know however, that human nature gets the best of us and we’re nosey as fuck intrigued by other people’s lives so I’m … More In This Cranium Of Mine.
I hate when people say, “I’m just here”. Me? I’m NEVER just here. I don’t ever recall having a problem expressing myself. Words tend to just flow freely from my mouth. But with you? I hesitate. See, even though I “claim” to be in control, I want a MAN. A man who’ll grab me by the … More I’m Just Here.
nos·tal´·gi·a – 1. A bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations of the past. Let me start off by telling you what I feel nostalgic about…. Mid-afternoon text messages (“Baby. Tell me why I smell you”) Eating ice cream from the ice cream truck on a summer afternoon during summer vacation and wondering when the … More The Novelty WILL Wear Off.
*Dedicated to my dear cousin Terry who is currently battling Hodgkin’s Lymphoma at the tender age of 29* I despise miserable people. You know the type…. They walk into the office with barely a mumble, hiding behind their black clothing (I wear black all the time, but I wear it happily, not miserably), dragging their … More Miserable? Check Yourself.
Just before Christmas, I got a text message from “Ryan”, someone I dealt with briefly in the past. This is how it read: R – Hey stranger? How you been? Busy tonight? LL – I’m always busy. You need to make plans in advance remember? R – LOL (I loathe LOL) ok I’ll remember that. … More Why I’m Single – Reason # 1
Dear Deadbeat Father/Boyfriend/Lover/Man; You didn’t know you had to actually make a living when you met her? You didn’t know you had to actually WORK, make money, get on that grind? You forgot about the bills you accumulated when you and her decided to shack up and be miserable live happily ever after? You forgot … More Why I’m Single – Reason # 34