I just received a call from my youngest son’s school principal. Apparently, a 13-year old girl took a nude photo of herself and forwarded it to her crush who forwarded it to a friend who forwarded it to a friend who forwarded it to my son. The principal wanted to let me know that police … More Hug Your Children.
For those of you who know me in real life and know how loud and annoying I can be when I’m talking about something I’m feeling extra strongly about, picture that voice now. Dear 2011; You sucked some big, ugly ass. Seriously. I’m trying to go through all the months in order really slowly in … More Dear 2011…..
So many thoughts. And I can’t find a single way to make sense of them all. You’d think I’d have this down pat, having lost so many loved ones to this fucking disease. Fuck cancer. Terry was 29. Was. I can’t believe I’m using his name in the past tense. There’s nothing I can say. … More In Memory…Terry
Let me write my thoughts quickly while I sit and wait for him. I want to capture this moment… It always starts the same way. A random text message: “Baby girl?” “Yes baby”. “My dick misses you”. “I know. So?” “So let’s go”. He has no idea. He’ll never know. ‘Cause I’ll never tell him. … More He’ll Never Know
It’s September. Fall is around the corner. This excites me. I get to prepare for hibernation. Here’s my deal: I met and married my husband by the time I was 21. I had my 2 children back to back within 20 months. I owned my first home at 24 years of age. Imagine what my … More So I’m Selfish. And?!
I’d forgotten all about Cash Money ’til late last night when I noticed a new avi for one of my favourite people on Twitter. If any of my girls remember Cash Money, you’ll agree with me on the striking resemblance. I met him at the club. He was about two inches shorter than me, but … More Cash Money
Ok, maybe not so much wooed. But they sure impressed us. And yes, yes….they proved us wrong…..SOME men haven’t lost the art of conversation. It was an awesome evening. It was so awesome that the powers-that-be are making it an annual affair. We were in great company – even Twitter friends came out *waves at Hayle … More They Came. They Spoke. They Wooed.