This was a note I’d previously written and posted on Facebook. I thought I’d share it here. It never fails to make me laugh out loud. Enjoy….. *Names have been changed for my protection. Yeah. That’s right. MY protection.* You know I’m a big fan of Twitter. And if you don’t know, now you know…. … More Don’t. Just. Don’t.
Just before Christmas, I got a text message from “Ryan”, someone I dealt with briefly in the past. This is how it read: R – Hey stranger? How you been? Busy tonight? LL – I’m always busy. You need to make plans in advance remember? R – LOL (I loathe LOL) ok I’ll remember that. … More Why I’m Single – Reason # 1
Dear Deadbeat Father/Boyfriend/Lover/Man; You didn’t know you had to actually make a living when you met her? You didn’t know you had to actually WORK, make money, get on that grind? You forgot about the bills you accumulated when you and her decided to shack up and be miserable live happily ever after? You forgot … More Why I’m Single – Reason # 34